55.98 Seconds in October, 2016
This is a simulated phone conversation to serve as evidence that Michael Cohen and Keith the Bodyguard could easily have dealt with the 14 year old prankster and the reimbursement. It would be a fun writing assignment to give the jury.
“Hey, Keith, this kid is a pain in my ass. Do something, all right? We don’t want to fuck this up.”
“Text me the number.”
“Thanks. I appreciate it. So as to Stormy.”
“Yeah.”
“I got the cash.”
“Yeah.”
“I need to talk to Mr. Trump.”
“For what.”
“My wife would kill me if I he doesn’t reimburse. I took out a second mortgage.”
“Don’t you get it?”
“Don’t give me that shit.”
“He’s right here. Let me put you on speaker. Donald?”
“Go ahead, Michael.”
“Donald, I’m ready to move on the paperwork, but I gotta know you want it and will pay for it.”
“So you’re going to be a Pecker.”
“I guess so. You stiffed him.”
“Yeah, yeah. I stiff a lot of people. I got no choice. You know that. It’s reimburse or lose the election. I’m not going to jail for campaign finance bullshit. Either way my wife’s going to have my balls on a stick.”
“So you promise me you’ll pay me back.”
“Of course! Chump change for my favorite chump.”
THIS IS PURE FICTION BUT IT’S UNDER 92 SECONDS